Home — For a Little While
My leg is still cramping, and my whole body is vibrating in time to the road after drving for four hours to get home. I probably should have spent another day in Farmington, but I couldn’t find a hotel. This ugly little town (in a beautiful setting on the Animus River) is a boom town right now because of the San Juan Basin oil and gas industry. I’ll be heading back the first of the week, and calling for a reservation tonight so I can be sure of getting a room. I took the laptop and had every intention of writing, but trying to retool the accounting for my company proved to be pretty damn stressful.
I’m worried about my bookkeeper (I’ve known this woman since I was 16. My father hired her as his assistant and taught her how to keep books), but I had to put that aside, and cope with the tsunami of paper that fills her office. When I took over the company I purchased a computer and an oil and gas accounting program, but I could never get her to overcome her allergy to computers. I finally got her to use the internet last month. All of this being a way of saying that my bookkeeper is still working in big green ledger books by hand. I’m sure all these piles of paper make sense to her, but it was daunting.
I unearthed all the bills and got them paid. I pulled in a marvelous woman who had run an audit for me on the company that was purchasing our gas. Thanks to her expertise and deep understanding of the oil and gas business she established that this company had been skimming money from us for years. I fired them, brought in a company that she recommended, and things have been much better. Diane immediately started getting us into the twenty-first century, but it was touch and go. There’s a tremendous amount of paperwork associated with this industry. State and Federal taxes have to be paid every month, and a sheaf of papers filed. We managed to get to Fed X fifteen mintues before they closed so we wouldn’t be delinquent.
I spent a hour at the bank getting us set up to handle payables by wire transfer. I kept sending faxes to our accountants to make certain these notices from the Feds weren’t anything I had to worry about. Diane is someone with deep understanding and a love of her work. She is also a terrific teacher, but she was drowning me in details that I just couldn’t absorb. I finally raised my hand and said feebly — “I’m the big picture person. The manager. Remember?” Still, I feel like we have the right person to help us. The plan is to get the office automated, and then Diane will find us a permanent person for the job.
Next week I will probably start trying to create a filing system for the carbons of the checks and the invoices. At least it’s summer and the wells working — no compressors going down. No freezes in the lines. I just hope I will have the mental energy to write when I get back to the hotel room. I feel strange admitting that I didn’t write while I was in Farmington. I was making fairly sweeping decisions. Maybe when I’m doing a boring task I’ll have some reserves for writing.
My bookkeeper was moved out of ICU this afternoon and I was able to visit her before I headed home. That helped. She was very weak, and I was struck by the deep affection between her and her brother. (The brother is my pumper. My father hired his father for the job, and Tom took it over after his dad’s death. You have to say we’re loyal to our people.) It also left me a bit shaken as I contemplated a modern world in which we don’t have large, extended families. I’m an only child who married late in life, and never wanted to have children. I can’t imagine anything worse then being old and sick and alone. My friend Victor Milan says that science fiction is more than just fandom it’s a family. That people look out for each other. But that’s a lot to expect of friends. Ah, well, to quote another friend — “When the time comes I plan to just fall down dead all at once.”
I have to report on one exchange between Tom and me. Tom is a self-described “conservative”. I told Tom that if his sister can’t return to work I intend to pay her a hefty severance bonus. He was very pleased, but said gruffly that he would not say anything because that decision was between me and the board of directors and we didn’t have to do anything. I gently reminded him that I’m a liberal. He finally admitted he was really glad I was a liberal.
So, now I’m going to watch the end of Olbermann’s newscast and go to bed.
Melinda
May 31st, 2007 at 11:33 pm
Actually, being paternalistic (sorry!) about your employees is a deeply conservative notion — noblesse oblige. You’re the Squire who looks after the tenantry, Melinda… 8-).
June 1st, 2007 at 7:38 am
Not for a long time, Steve. Today it seems the conservative ideal is throw ‘em out if they can’t work. Gotta take care of that bottom line and the share holders. Look at what major companies are doing — reneging on their pension and health funds. Filling positions with people who work 39 and half hours so they can call them “part time” and not pay for benefits.
I’m a capitalist and a business woman, but what companies are doing today just sickens me.
June 1st, 2007 at 7:45 am
Melinda, I need a little more backstory here.
Are the bookkeeper and Diane two different people?
If so, I take it the bookkeeper was not the person who was skimming money off the company, since you feel kindly for her and want to give her severance pay?
And why is your leg cramping after the long drive? Doesn’t that Mercedes have cruise control?
Inquiring minds want to know!
And as for our approaching old age without any children, I’ve found that (a) it’s a good idea to be friends with younger people — which you are! — and (b) there are some very nice retirement communities around, and more are being built as the Baby Boom generation ages.
Best,
Kathy H.
June 1st, 2007 at 9:03 am
Sorry, I was clearly tired while I was typing last night. I didn’t want to use my bookkeeper’s name. I’m trying to protect her privacy a bit. Yes, bookkeeper and Diane are two different people. It was a company out of Texas that was purchaing our gas for 27 years, and the calculation formula they were using to pay us made literally _no_ sense. It meant that every month they didn’t pay us a few thousand dollars we were owed. Diane audited the payment records going back three years, and discovered the problems.
My bookkeeper has been incredibly loyal and hard working for almost forty years. Since my predecessor paid no attention to the company this lady could have robbed us blind, but she never took a cent. When I took over the company I discovered she had not been given a raise since 1980 and she was making $17,500.00 per year. That changed the day I took control.
I used the cruise for part of the drive, but when you drive really fast it’s better to keep total control. Also, there was enough traffic that I needed to keep my foot on the gas so I could adjust very quickly.
June 1st, 2007 at 12:50 pm
Thank you for answering so promptly, Melinda!
I realized I have one more question. I don’t see a connecting factoid between “I’m worried about my bookkeeper” and “My bookkeeper was released from the ICU this afternoon.”
I don’t see the bit where the bookkeeper went *into* the ICU (unless I missed it somehow.) I realize you can’t give medical detail, but just a general idea of what’s wrong would help.
Maybe this was in an earlier post and I missed it.
Regards,
Kathy
June 1st, 2007 at 7:57 pm
“Today it seems the conservative ideal is throw ‘em out if they can’t work.”
– that’s technically the classical-liberal attitude; it’s pure laissez-faire individualism.
Only in America is laissez-faire thought of as the “traditional, conservative” position, largely because America was founded by classical liberals, who were the 18th century equivalent of Marxists.
In most places, freebooting capitalism is (rightly) thought of as a _radical_ ideology, one that dissolves traditional, conservative social arrangements with their paternalistic hierarchies, Crown-Altar-and-Squire attitudes, and a place for everyone and everyone in their place.
June 1st, 2007 at 8:03 pm
My employee will have been in the hospital for almost two weeks on Sunday. She came down with a flu/cold, stayed home from work and thought she could wear it out. Finally she called her brother and asked him to take her to the hospital. She had double pneumonia, and was just in a regular ward. Then a week ago Thursday she took a turn for the worse, and was sent into the ICU. She came out of the ICU a week later, and is back in a regular room. Which is why I could visit her before I headed home.
The problem was that they kept her illness from me for almost a week. I generally only call once a week or so because interruptions annoy her, and I tend to communicate mostly with the pumper and my petroleum engineer. I can understand the mechanics of the wells better than I can accounting.