New Ways of Thinking
Monday, April 21st, 2008Netflix’s has been providing me with season three of Galactica, and I’ve been mainlining them so I can get caught up and watch season four. And I’ve noticed something. Some shows mainline wonderfully — Buffy, Dead Like Me, Firefly, Veronica Mars. Others — not so much. Unfortunately Galactic falls into the later category.
There’s a lot I like about the show — the look of it, Colonel Ty, the relationship between Adama and Lee, the love between Boomer and Hilo (sp?), the fact that the people are wonderfully flawed and very human. It really is the anti-Star Trek, and I bless Ron Moore for that. But on the most fundamental level this show just doesn’t work, and when you’re watching three and four episodes in a row the seams and cracks really start to show.
For example, I sat through an episode where they had to go through a region of space where stars were being born, and they lost two civilian ships, and a pilot got killed, and I was supposed to care, and I didn’t because it was stupid. They have ships that can make some kind of FTL jump. Why didn’t they go _around_ this region of space. The explanation was that it was “really big”. _But You Have Ships that Can Jump through Space_ So it takes three jumps to go around or over, or under. Space is not a flat highway. There’s plenty of real drama in this show, they don’t need to manufacture it.
I admit the religious themes are starting to make me nuts. So, we’re on this planet with a temple that supposedly was built four thousand years ago, and there’s something about The Five which are like prophets for the humans, but the Cylons think the five are the hidden skin jobs. Huh? It can’t be both since the Cylons weren’t built four thousand years ago. Or is Lucy Lawless just a religious nut job? If so then please make this a good deal more clear.
And why all the scenes of Baltar in bed with two Cylon women who appear to be sleeping? Why are they sleeping? They’re machines. That’s a really inefficient use of time. I wish I didn’t have to sleep. Which brings me to the basic problem I’ve got with the show. The Cylons want to kill 99% of all humans, and sleep with the remaining 10%. Why? I cry plaintively.
Presumably the “Toasters” built the Skin Jobs. So, why are the toasters treated like second class machine citizens. Why doesn’t the bit jefe toaster kick the snot out of the Skin Jobs and make them behave, and tell them to stop creating nutty religions?
And please, don’t try to force a relationship between Lee Adama and Starbuck. There is no chemistry there. None. Nada. Whole minutes are given over to long, lingering shots of these two actors looking at each other. Please go back to drunken Ty, or the Chief, or Adama doing anything — I’d watch him pluck his eyebrows or read the phone book, I’d even watch _him_ sleep.
Okay, the rant is now over. But this does raise a very real issues for creators of shows and show runners. The way people experience television is changing profoundly. People aren’t waiting for a week to pass between episodes. Downloads and Netflix are a reality, and so you need to plot these show so they can be viewed in quick succession.
I don’t exactly know how we do this, but I think it’s a area for fruitful discussion. I’d love to hear other folks analysis of the issue.
And I have to address the derivation of the term “Toaster”. Walter Jon Williams used it first in a Wild Cards story about his robot character, Modular Man. I then borrowed it when I wrote The Measure of a Man, and applied it to Data. Ron has now brought it into the mainstream, but I wanted to give the tip of the hat to Walter Jon who coined the term originally.