Structure Problems
Wednesday, November 21st, 2007I know I should be finishing up my trip report about New York, but I feel compelled to take time to bitch, moan, complain, vent and generally hurrumph.
Could somebody please put HEROES out of it’s misery? After the third dull episode I’d vowed not to watch again. Putting aside the fact that the show was boring, there was the big cheat of having everybody who’d been dead at the end of first season suddenly be alive after all. Don’t ask me for an emotional response and then say “gotcha”!
But I still hadn’t removed the season pass for HEROES off my tivo. And I suppose it’s curiosity because I’m back writing in a superhero universe so I kept tuning in week after week. Well, I think tonight they have finally managed to drive me away for good.
Guess what? The cheerleader’s dad has superpowers too! And he has the same power as his daughter. He just recovered from being shot in the eye. And guess who shot him? The kindly doctor because Dad was about to shoot the man who had kidnapped his daughter. Little out of character? Don’t get me started on the doc. He’s infiltrating the evil company in order to take it down, but then he confesses to the creepy head of the company that he’s working with Claire’s daddy to destroy the company. I have no idea why. The concept of motivation seems beyond these people.
The telepathic cop has daddy issues. Hates his dad, but has decided to act just like his dad. And the mysterious killer of the older generation turns out to be the drunken Englishman that Hiro met in Samurai Japan. Why is he killing them? Because they locked him up because he was “dangerous”. These people have never hesitated to kill each other, but they decide not to kill him? Huh? But he can heal, you might say. Well, let’s see him heal from being dismembered and cremated. And if he can’t be killed he’s a god, and there is no consequence to any of this. But there is no consequence because _nobody will stay dead_.
And stupid. Why is everybody in this show so stone stupid? Creepy company guy kidnapps Claire and after they free her she and her boyfriend go back home to cuddle on the bed while mom pets her dog, and nobody _gets the hell out of dodge because the company is trying to kidnapp Claire_! I swear if anyone in our gaming group played this stupid Walter would have killed us so dead.
Sorry, I’m back now.
Then there was the book that I finished reading last night. THE GEOGRAPHER’S LIBRARY by Jon Fasman starts out great. It has a fascinating narrator with a distinctive voice, and this author has a gift for description that had me sighing with envy. Consider this description of one of the journalists at the paper. “He resembled a human pinwheel: tall and thin, with a perpetually surprised expression, a loping, reeling gait, and a shock of clumpily wild red hair.”
But the structure — oh my God. The book has alternating chapters between the past where people in different eras are searching for rare objects that are necessary for the art of alchemy, and first person chapters written by this young journalist who is trying to write an obituary for this mysterious old professor.
I was loving this book, but I kept thinking that all these chapters in the past really needed to pay off and be part of the solution of the present day proble. If they didn’t this book was going to fail. Well, they didn’t and the book failed. It ended up feeling like the author really wanted to write a historical, but was afraid that wouldn’t sell so he hungit on a thriller (a la the DA VINCI CODE) framework.
Aside from promising me something and not paying it off, the author also disappointed me because this wonderful hero he created ultimately has no effect on anything. The problem is solved by outside agents, and our hero goes home to live in his mom’s basement and sulk.
I’m going to read QUEEN FERRIS and at least there are two more episodes of Torchwood before the season ends.